Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of Xing Xing Chikan. Ju Ju is pronounced Seafood Delight.
The Pitt-Jolie's decided to adopt the fish after hearing about its plight in the local newspapers. Ju Ju was apparently left orphaned after his fish tank sprung a leak during an electrical storm and both parents were sucked out through the leak hole. Fortunately for Ju Ju, his mother got stuck in the leak hole and stopped the water from leaking further, saving her son's life but losing her own.
Pitt and Jolie flew to Xing Xing to start immediate adoption proceedings. Concerned welfare agents raised concerns of the Pitt-Jolie's raising yet another orphan, on top of their current tribe, but the concerns were over-ridden when $10,000 fell out of Jolie's purse and into the pocket of the Chief Welfare Agent.
The goldfish is said to be adjusting well to his new life with the Pitt-Jolie clan, but misses his parents.