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Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Trigger III said that Britney Spears was a cold wet saddle blanket

After intense casting couch sessions with vicious competition among the baby babes, Miley Cyrus was thrown off the Hollywood Island race for the big part in the controversial remake of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five.

The absurdist science fiction time travel black comedy requires a buxom young maiden to play the porn star and sexequestrian Montana Wildhack. The role was originally played by the voluptuous Valerie Perine whom critics believed totally filled out the part and then some.

Shirley Temple Black the III was the second infant terrible to be banished from the set. Abbie Caddabby the magical fairy and sex object from Sesame Street Gone Wild was the next to get the boot for a booty call on the director's trailer.

Finally the part was awarded to Hannah Montana for her discreet yet sex charged screen test with one of the descendant's of film star Trigger. Horse translator, Mr Ed the III explained Trigger's evaluation of Ms Montana:

"She rode me hard and put me away wet! She is Montana Wildhack and my great grandfather described her!"

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