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Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Perth, W Australia - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Heath Ledger cine mythology saga has come crashing down today over a very steep and hazardous pothole in 'the road less travelled' with the news that George W Bush has tested positive as the deceased movie actor's father.

Of course the CIA, the FBI, the GOP, the NRA, NASA, NATO and all the other useless acronymed security organizations have always known the sordid details but kept schtum on Nancy Reagan's orders.

Ledger was spawned one particularly filthy sodden drunken night during the grim Western Australian winter of '78 when Bush was on the run in Perth following an unfortunate drive-by shooting incident connected to his flimsy Arbusto Oil shareholding claims.

Ten million Australian dollars was all it then took for the GOP to eventually hush that one up, thanks to some supposed Antipodean expat voters rooting for the Ronnie Raygun George Bush Senior dreamticket in 1980, when the little Ozzie shrublet was barely a year old.

Ledger's subsequent 2008 cremation has left little evidence behind.

Or so we were told.

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