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Topics: Madonna

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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She suspects ex-husband Guy Twitchy is part of the conspiracy

London - (Sad Ass Mess): Entertainer Madonna has boobed bigtime with the fiasco of her latest adoption attempts in Malawi.

That's London columnists' general gibe as the daughter of Pope Joe Ratzinger and Myra Hindley drowns her sorrows with copious lashings of 45 proof Kabbalah Water and a stiff rubdown from her personal trainer.

The 50 year-old peroxide has-been told friends last night she suspects a conspiracy started by ex-husband Guy Twitchy and the Malawian Papal Pro-Nuncio.

But a judge in Lilongwe is having none of it and has banned the adoption wannabe as deranged, deluded and mad as a hatter.

Gwynnie Paltrow and Stella McCartney probably put her up to it in the first place.

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