London - (ReUterus & Black Ass Mess): Having recently put on 'a few inches' (ie. 30lbs) around her already ample hips US First Lady Michelle O'Bama was secretly delighted to be asked last week in London to audition for the leading role of Mma Ramotswe in BBC TV's popular Sunday night teaser No 1 First Ladies Defective Agency series sequel.
The results of the screen test will be known next week according to LA FagHagSlagMag's entertainment editor who confidently predicts Michelle will win hand over fisting over other role wannabes such as, er...Oprah Winfrey.
The new series plotline is planned around the Botswana Agency's investigation of a lethal international racket in the 'murky world of scandals, misdeeds and skulduggery' that is the CIA's branch in Gaborone.
Singer Beyonce reckons she's got the part of Mma Makutsi.