Written by Hooch Harker
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Sunday, 27 June 2004

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Moore shocker!

With Hollywood still swarfing from the unbelievable report of that Olsen girl's eating problem, another celebrity drops another weight bomb.

Michael Moore admitted today that he is overweight.

"I just want to admit it to the public first, before rumors start flying. You know how it goes, 'Hey, Johnny, doesn't Mike look a little, I don't know, flabby these days?' I don't want that kind of thing to go on. So, I'll just come out and say it: I'm fat."

Most feel that this is just another cheesy tactic to garner publicity for his new film. The movie has something to do with global warming.

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