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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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The North Atlantic Treatme Organization has collaborated with the Afghani association for the mistreatment of the women in the creation and publication of a marriage manual that promises to help the Afghani male find his way around the Birqa.

The sexsy handbook contains chapters entitled: Kinky yet Koran faithful; Bringin' her by Mountin' her, Mohammed style and the ever popular Cheetoes footfetishes kix my arse.

Critics of the tummy rub tome have noted that the chapter called: romantic aggression persistently executed (RAPE) may be considered by some to be an endorsement of a sex act that has become illegal even in marriage in most civilzed countries.

Nato publishing executives have asked critics to allow some time for Afghani husbands to break the rape habit: "After all most of the American south and large parts of Scotland still practice romantic aggression persistently executed with surprising frequency."

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