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Saturday, 28 March 2009

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Madonna holds black body part once belonging to the Malawi President

Rock Idol, Madonna has been in the tabloids perverted version of news lately for a potpourri of escapades. her Kabala love affair with Yankee juicer AFraud, a recent divorce and yet another sexsually exhibitionist world tour tentatively billed as Hot Grandmama Sizzle and Seizure.

But I have learned that the gossip columnists sweetheart wants to adopt another Malawan. The immediate response of the sovereign nation and banana plantation of malawi was to say that they regretted selling, er, adopting out the first child that Madonna wanted and that another was out of the question since Malawan adoption laws forbid foreign adoptions to single parents,seductresses and persons who put cones on their titties except in tribal rituals.

Madonna seems to have found a solution to the ban. Rumour has it that she has adopted the President of Malawi and that has opened the door to children galore. When asked for comment, the President said: "Madonna has been bery, bery good to me!"

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