Sources are reporting that Madonna is planning to adopt a second Malawi child. Despite public protest that the singer should not be allowed to take another African orphan into her brood, she asserts her right to do so.
When asked why she needs another adopted child, Madonna reported, "… having one minority child was becoming too taxing. I feel that two might distract the public from the fact that I am the whitest person in the world."
When asked about her other 3 children, Madonna at first seemed confused and then responded "Children are like gum; after a while the flavor goes away, and you have to spit them out."
Officials at Childrens' Aid declined comment stating only that they "were headed off on a paid vacation to Aruba, and would not be reachable for 3 weeks".
Malawi officials state that the pending adoption is for a 2 year old girl named Giselle, that Madonna intends to call Dhambizao.