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Thursday, 26 March 2009

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"Should Have Went To A Justice Of The Piece"

Film star Bruce Willis, 54, of "Die Hard" fame, has tied the knot with model Emma Heming, in a Caribbean island ceremony attended by his ex-wife Demi Moore, who untied him, and their three daughters, his brother, Willy Willis, his Aunt Gertie, a 7, 12 and 17 year-old that he doesn't want to talk about and his former wife's maid his spokesman said.

"Maybe 'Live Hard' should be his next movie", joked Uncle Mo who was also there, though uninvited, and obviously drunk.

Moore's husband, Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher was also at the event in the Turks and Caicos islands, the spokesman said, along with his cousin Louise and her steady beau, some guy with the start of a beard.

Heming, 32, is a model for the racy "Victoria's Secret," line of lingerie, although she wore the traditional wedding bikini.

US television said the A-list celebrity guests included pop queen Madonna with thirty-four kids from Malawi.

Moore, 46, was married to Willis from 1987 to 2000. The couple had three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah Belle, 15 and the family's tailess cat, Butthole.

All in all, the event made Britney's Circus, look like a sideshow.

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