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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Actress Angelina Jolie is said to be furious after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his massive cock!

Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise emitting from the home - and immediately recognized the sound to belong to none other than Brad's prize winning cock 'Arthur'.

"I knocked on the door and asked Brad if I could see Arthur, for old times sake, he agreed - and I spent the after stroking and playing with Brad's cock!"

Jolie, who returned home during the cock stroking session was said to be 'spitting feathers' - so, coincidentally, was Aniston.

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