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Friday, 25 June 2004

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Ryan Seacrest was the one Mrs. Fanning was referring to when she said "Hanging out with an older man" after Dakota's baby was born.

Well, don't we have a problem with age restriction here? Looks like Dakota Fanning's baby will have no problem trying to figure out who her father is…
Sources told The Spoof yesterday that the father of Kentley Elleanora Fanning is former American Idol/On Air host Ryan Seacrest! We were very surprised to know that because Dakota Fanning is only 10, but when we did finally get to interview Ryan, he denied it, telling us in a very harsh manner, "I have never been involved with her. There is a law against adult-child relationships you know!!"
Despite that blowup, Dakota knows the truth.
"Ryan is my baby's father and he cannot deny it. He will have to accept the fact that he has a child. He is not going to run away from this because for Kentley's sake, I will not let him."
A lot of people disagree with Dakota Fanning, claiming that Ryan should leave her because of the age gap, but others think she's right. He should stay for the baby."

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