(West Hollywood): Long missing from the tabloids, La-Lohan's vagina is ready to mount a comeback.
Kitty - formerly known as fire crotch - wants to prove she is ready to work. Often seen at night club openings and dining hot-spots, the troubled starlet is back from rehab and ready to make a fresh start.
"I am really open to anything at this point. You know, I've been thinking outside the box as far as my career is concerned. I just want to meet some new faces and have a good time. I just wish people would stop talking about the stuff around me, and focus more on what I can do. I am talented - I have depth!"
A close friend in the music business had some words of encouragement: "Oh she can totally do it y'all. Once she starts hitting the pavement - she will be working three weeks a month- no problem. Look at me I'm back on tour and loving it, life is just a big circus!"