Written by Atticus Finch
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Topics: Cruise, vacation

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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One of the World's top movie critics has blasted Tom's cruise - using harsh words such as 'boring', 'weird' and 'simply awful' - definitely NO thumbs up!

Roger Ebert, who has the easiest job in the world, told family and friends that his next door neighbors Mr and Mrs Tom Waltzerville, had an awful, simply awful time on their recent Caribbean cruise.

"They suffered food poisoning, sea sickness, the crew were rude and there was nothing to do apart from sit and watch the sea!" said Ebert.

Mr Waltzer thanked his neighbor for bringing attention to his plight.

"We were far and away from home, getting good service was like a mission impossible and to be honest, we were lucky it didn't rain, man."

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