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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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"Leave My Tarantula Out Of This Or I'll Sic Him!"

From all appearances, all that time in the unsolicited spotlight hasn't left Lindsay Lohan unscathed.

The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to a whole group of reporters that follow her everywhere she goes!

News, relaying that the incessant public speculation over the status of her sobriety, the healthiness of her pet tarantula, Brutus and, perhaps most of all, her relationship with Samantha Ronson has indeed taken a toll on her.

"People, especially reporters, need to give us some room."

"How about the bedroom?" asked some joker who was immediately beaten to a pulp by several fans who had followed the reporters following Lindsay.

"They need to stop saying we're fighting," she continued, of the media's fixation on the ups and downs-though mainly downs-of her love life with Ronson and Brutus.

"People telling lies about me to her and all this cabbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work and the only reason I go to naked to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal."

Lohan urged her fans not to believe everything they read.

"Especially in that awful "Spoof!"

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