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Monday, 23 March 2009

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Southern Chef Connie Lingus' pink tongued pussy brought the house down

As families strain to meet the mortgage, pay the rent and furnish meals for the table, the Food Channel has been practically obsessing over the cheapest most fun meals since breast feeding. In better times, countless shows featured a variety of great sausage recipes that were very popular. The features that clued viewers in on the wonders of raw clams, oysters and other slimy substances brought great reviews and numerous viewers.

This collection of data led Food TV network programmer Oral Izmyfave to suggest thst each TV chef incorporate some fellatio and cunnilingus recipes in upcoming shows.

Rushes promise an overweight southern chef with a tons a fun drawl comparing the male member to some gooood Louisiana boudain and offering a spicy cock'n tail sauce for those lovers of cock and tail who go way down upon the Swannee-How I Love ya!, My dear Old Swannee!

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