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Monday, 23 March 2009

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Britney Spears shown here, with her breasts before Cancer.

Pop sensation Britney Spears is rumoured to be considering a multi-million dollar deal with Cancer, following the success of Jade Goody's recent money making activities.

Spears, who has been out of the public eye for a number of years is planning her comeback within the next few months.

A spokesperson for Miss Spears said, "We are currently evaluating all the options, and it is most likely we will go for Breast Cancer as we feel that this will sell more stories than other types of cancer"

It is predicted that Britney Spears will tie the date of her death in with the release of her brand new album, ready for the Christmas season 2009.

One thing is for certain, it will be very deeply saddening, and we do expect the prime minister, the president and all other world leaders to pass on a sentimental and heartfelt comment.

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