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Sunday, 22 March 2009

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You've got until Friday

Jade Goody, the former Celebrity Big Brother star, so dearly-loved and admired by nearly everyone with a brain the size of a pea, has had the last laugh over her Cancer, by dying dramatically on Mothers' Day.

Jade, 27, passed away during the early hours of Sunday morning, said her public cyst, Max Cash, thereby succumbing to the illness that had threatened to kill her ever since her appearance on Indian Big Brother last year.

Fellow celebrities and other important people were quick to shower her with unearned praise.

Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty, who had a run-in with Jade during CBB 2008, said:

"I am deeply saddened by this terrible news, and only wish I could have been there at her bedside to see it with my own eyes."

Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a big Goody fan, said:

"Tim Brooke-Taylor was always my favourite, but Jade always made me chuckle as well."

Jade's body is to be left in an open casket in front of her Upshire home, so that her adoring fans can pay their 'respects' to her. Essex County Council say that they will allow this until Friday, when rubbish collections are due.

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