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Sunday, 22 March 2009

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It Was Big Cocks And Afros!

A Sugarhill man says he was bitterly dissapointed after renting the movie Capone from Netflix - especially the casting of Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Al Capone.

"He looked and sounded nothing like Capone" said Sanchez Ponco Valaquez "I am a 'gangbanger' - I love films about the mafia - this was simply awful - I mean, to be quite frank I had no idea what was going on - and I had no idea that Al Capone was a homosexual who wrote books!"

Neetflix have offered a refund but Sanchez has rejected the offer.

"I ordered Black Beauty for the kids - it was disgusting - massive black cocks and Afro American women getting banged up the Ass - Netflix have some nerve!"

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