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Friday, 20 March 2009

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NEW YORK CITY, NY - Just two days ago, Jade Goody mentioned her adulation for American pop-stars Spears and Cyrus, not knowing a camera was on. Now, the two are reportedly making arrangements to satisfy the dying wishes of the ailing Big Brother starlet.

Goody said she has watched Spears and Cyrus from afar for quite some time, wishing she could even just talk to them. Word of the footage and Goody's desire has apparently made it back around to Spears and Cyrus, who are setting up a time and place for the event to happen.

"In fact, we've got something even better than she was hoping for!" giggled Miley.

"That's right," added Britney. "We're gonna' go see her! Three way calls are so impersonal!"

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