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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Turkey sausage, often served with breakfast at the KFFA studio cafeteria.

MANHATTAN, KS - Local FFOX affiliate KFFA has completed contract negotiations with Jess Wright, Jr. and Kitty Purrfect, a man with a normal sized penis and a woman with a normal sized vagina, respectively.

Originally from Manhattan, Kansas, the pair will host an instructive afternoon show aimed at children. The show will feature a cast of recurring puppet characters like Charlie Chuckle, a white-bearded, beetle-browed old muppet the others like to make fun of because he's crazy and thinks he came from a family of monkeys.

Jess Wright, Jr. and Kitty Purrfect consider themselves lucky to have found work, having long since ruled out careers in the porn industry despite their suggestive nomenclature.

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