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Topics: Bill Oddie

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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Stuffed - just like that.

Bill Oddie, the "unfunny Goody" and bird-watching depressive, is to be stuffed and mounted in a tableux featuring himself on a bike with differend species of birds, announced his agent today.

The bearded twitterer has already chosen his final resting place - a glass case in the Natural History Museum. He will be naked, with only the bike to hide his blushes. Sir David Attenborough will be in the next case with a selection of marsupials.

The museum also hopes to eventually get the bodies of David Bellamy and Michaela Strachan, when the appropriate time comes.

Terry Nutkin has not been invited yet because the museum refuse to believe that it's his real name. Nutkin, not Terry.

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