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Saturday, 14 March 2009

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"Lighter and Blacker!"

In an exclusive interview for Playman magazine President Barack Obama has revealed how he and Michelle have settled into political life at the White House.

"Pretty much the minute we walked through the White House door our clothes came off, politics came second, and we told ourseves "we are here to make the most of it while we can"!

Obama stated "Me and Michelle are both nudists who have gone one step further and got into the black Afro American swingers scene since we moved into Pennsylvania Avenue, as have several of our black friends, Ebony Ayes, Tiger Tyson and Lexington Steele, so our "palace" has pretty much become a clothe free zone. It is much more comfortable especially when the temperatures get into the 90's, like this spring!"

Obama added "Michelle loves stepping in to an air conditioned room with no clothes on after being in the hot sun, which she says feels so amazingly refreshing, especially with Lex pumping her from behind!"

Both Obamas have advertised in several up market magazines for white honkey concubines and eunuchs to serve their decadent needs during their "New Order of US Rule" which they are modelling on ancient Egyptian harems!

Obama has also allegedly been quoted, at the end of his interview with Playman, as saying...

... "and my conversion to LaVeyanism is another step in the right direction of ridding the world of all of it's ills, getting rid of crackers is top of my list except for those who satisfy my needs, it will make the world a lighter and blacker place and, as always, my allies in Scotland will be immune to my plans on the understanding that they continue to satisfy mine and Michelle's needs!"

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