Not long after Roamin Catholics were celebrating mortality with their Dust to Dust Wednesday routine on the heels of their Fat Tuesday Pork-out, the Goody family, publicist and salavating heirs announced their plans for the burny remains of the not dead yet Lady Jade of Big Brother fame.
"Fame! She's not goin' to live forever!", sang the surviving chorus of the once obnoxious reality show show-off. Now that the reality show, Everybody Dies, has broken into the consciousness of even surburban Londonistas with penguins atop their tellies, plans for the cremains of the immolated talentless starlet are being formulated.
First, inclusion in the Ash Wednesday ritual 2010 was considered until the Pope declared that you must be made of Palm Sunday give aways to qualify... Alas Goody will not make it to the High feast of Jesus' jackass.Finally an auction with the proceeds going to Reality Show Shitheads who get cancer was chosen by the committee of suburbanite ladies with penguins on their tellies.