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Friday, 13 March 2009

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Rihanna Seemed Happy To Be With Girlfriends

Rihanna went partying without Chris Brown for the the two nights in a row this week when she hit Geisha House Wednesday, according to a witness there.

The singer arrived at the restaurant around 11:00 p.m. stated the friend for Wilmer Valderrama's karaoke night with a group of girlfriends in tow.

She apparently came through the back with her sunglasses on and went straight upstairsand sat in a corner booth with her girlfriends and security and was having a good time.

So was she singing the blues?

According to the source, she didn't sing at all but she definitely didn't have the blues either. So maybe she's had second thoughts after hearing from so many women who have suffered from abuse.

"She acted like she didn't have a care in the world and was friendly to everyone. She looked so pretty and fragile, I don't see how anyone could have hurt her."

In a show of support, Wilmer sent over a bottle of champagne to her table. She raised a toast but didn't drink very much, according to the source, who then observed Rihanna leaving around 2:30 a.m.

On Tuesday she celebrated her 21st birthday at Coco de Ville without Chris. Does this mean she's reconsidering her reconciliation with him?

"I hoped she considered all that advice on Oprah Thursday", stated the friend. "And if Chris can't get some help, I hope his next date is with Lorena Bobbitt.

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