London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jade Goody's publicist is hoping that a 21st century remake of the epic 1966 spaghetti western The Goody, the Baddie & The Ugly may cheer his bed-bound client.
The updated plot concerns three London PR gurus competing to find a crock of gold at the end of the proverbial rainbow by seeking to represent a rehabilitated post-racist reality tv contestant dying from terminal illness.
"It's time the movie genre was brought into the 21st century," publicist Max Cliff-Hanger said today.
The new blockbuster will focus on the cut-throat world of pointless vanity publications such as Halo! magazine and the rags' relentless dreamquest of finding ever more lurid headlines to bankroll.
Jack Weed is hoping to audition for a cameo role.