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Friday, 13 March 2009

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Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have been recently named the new Marilyn Monroes of their generation. The starlets have not done any serious steamy photo shoots yet, but have showed interest in becoming sex symbols.

Earlier this week, Brenda revealed she is a sexually active Virgin. Her upcoming movie, Boogie Town shows a revealing steamy sex scene which includes Brenda. She appears to be wearing a small piece of lingerie in the scene and is seen kissing her co-star Marques Houstin.

Selena on the other hand has not self-proclaimed herself as a sexually active Virgin but claims she is a Virgin. Selena has been seen semi-nude on the beach several times but no serious controversy has been caused. She claims that she looks up to Britney Spears and would like to follow Britney Spear' footsteps as a recording actress and famous sex symbol. Selena said recently that she would like to be the next Britney Spears rather than Miley Cyrus.

Brenda and Selena are set to appear in popular magazine Young Hollywood, alongside Miley Cyrus, Debby Ryan, Demi Lovato, Dylan and Cole Sprouse and the Jonas Brothers. The real question here, has Anna Wintour lost her mind? Because these two sober Virgins are no where near becoming sex symbols. They are squeaky clean Disney stars for God's sake. Except for Brenda who is 20 and can do whatever she wants, including steamy hot sex scenes.

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