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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

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Britney Spears flashed a little more than she wanted during her bump-and-grinding CIRCUS Performance in Tampa, Florida.

Apparently taking over for Siegfried & Roy's "Big Cat" performance, she complained ON MIKE about her wardrobe: "MY P***Y was hanging out!'

Spears exploded twice, "forgetting" her mike was on and "ensuring" the arena audio was privy to her privates which burst into loud, unadulterated whoops of laughter.

Needless to say she made sure the whole world knew about it.

Britney was allegedly offstage complaining loudly to a wardrober that a key part of her potent personality was exposed to thousands, thanks to a high-riding leotard. But it looked a little practiced from front row flashes.

"Don't everyone run out and try to sell your snaps at one time!" shouted one guy up front, which was really UP FRONT tonight.

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