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Monday, 9 March 2009

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Acting coach Britney demonstrates a scene.

Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears appeared at a press conference in Hollywood today to announce that they will appear in High School Musical 4. The film will begin shooting in May and should be available for a Christmas release.

Miley will play Anna Dakota, a young girl who yearns to star in the school play. She feels that this will be the best way for her to be noticed by the captain of the baseball team.

Britney Spears will play the role of Ms. Washburn, the school's drama teacher and director of the school play.

The work that the students will perform will be the stage version of Debbie Does Dallas. As Miley Cyrus is still underage and cannot do nudity in the United States, the film will be shot in Brazil (where both stars plan on taking care of some private hair removal at reduced rates).

Filmmakers assured the press that this movie does have a slightly different target audience than the other HSM movies. Said assistant producer Russ Heinz, "all of our other movies appeal to younger and teen girls. We wanted to make the boys want to watch one of our films."

"We're also giving a shout out to the Pedophiles who have purchased all of our other movies and have kept Miley popular on her Hannah Montana television show."

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