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Saturday, 30 May 2009

Hayley Williams, the cute, fashionable and uppity lead singer of power-pop band Paramore, is single no more!

We know what you're thinking, "Wait a second, wasn't she dating that Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory? It had Chayley Williams in the RIOT! booklet, so what's this all about?!" Well, my fellow folks, the pondering is OVER!

Hayley was last seen with her Persian prince a week or two ago in Sacramento, California. He is Reza Milani, a 22 year old UCLA student.

"My mother freaked when she found it." He replies, "But I freaked when she said it was in a good way!" He has confirmed his father's thoughts, which she said were positive reviews, "My parents have immigrated from Tehran, Iran when I was three, I feel more like home here in America than I did without having a very large horse ranch back in Franklin, TN"

Williams, 18, is also putting in her two cents from her parents, "My dad was so surprised that he was actually from our hometown of Franklin, Tennessee. My mother was like, 'He's definitely a keeper since he's from a land with so much culure...yet so little time! (laughs)'" They laugh.

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