US and Global corporations have been competing in the multi network scary reality show, The Biggest Loser. In the early showing the Americant auto industry seemed to be the certain favorite as they lost trunk loads of dough and still refused to cease their compulsive consuming addiction.
In a BL interview US auto industry spokesperson,Nomiles Toodagallon explained:
We will continue to produce the obese AmeriTinCant which guzzles gas like the matress under a farting giant and has more built in obsolescence than the nylon stocking.
To the surprise of those Detroit dilletantes, the insurance giant AIG pulled through the finishing line huffing and puffing , sputtering and spewing its way to be the truly one and only biggest loser. Biggest Loser CEO, AIG Toe Tal User gushed real tears as this corporate wreck accepted the prize for losing more money from more people than any conglomerate in history: We at AIG are proud to be the biggest Loser...who says size doesn't matter!