Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: The Spoof, Naked

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

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This is an anachronism, but Spoof writer HalesBDavis is well prepared to appear stark bollock naked at an Aldi store somewhere in your current proximity.

"Why would you ever want to do that?" I asked the popular authoress.

"Because it would get me into the 'most popular' slot on TheSpoof.com." Davis explained, "I could be a star..."

Fair enough, this reporter quipped, but wouldn't it help if the rest of the world had the slightest idea what the hell it is she's banging on about?

So from some booze addled writers from TheSpoof.com would Hales B Davis please let us all in on the joke? Because, quite frankly, we have no idea what you're saying. Enlighten. Please!

Today's lottery winner was Jesus Budda - he gets to spend 24 hours gawping in awe at Buckwheat and Madame Bitters butts.

I just know this story is going nowhere. Sorry. But I couldn't resist it. More when I have something semi-meaningful to say.

More as we get it.

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