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Monday, 2 March 2009

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Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Vanity Fair cover

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight star Rob Pattinson are reportedly set to appear nude on the cover of a magazine. Song's front will be covered with a bed sheet, but her bare back will be fully exposed. Pattinson on the other hand may appear fully exposed.

A spokesperson described this as "a situation [that] will be created to deliberately manipulate a teen queen in order to sell magazines."

Brenda will appear on the cover as Miley Cyrus did in 2008. Covered in a bed sheet. Although Brenda is older and wiser than Miley, and she has her own right to think about this. Nothing is set in stone, the cover may be changed into a 2009 Young Hollywood cover.

The photographer stated: "My portrait of Young Hollywood will not be misinterpreted this time. The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it will be very beautiful. Brenda and Rob are both adults now, they can think for themselves and they can do whatever they want. This cover will show other up and coming stars, and it will not only involve Brenda and Rob. But those two will have the most edgier and artistic appearances."

Rob recently talked about this explaining, "They offered me to do a cover with many other rising stats, nothing is set in stone right now. I am very interested in this. It seems like a very artistic cover. It's really an honor to appear on the cover, but nothing is set in stone yet... I might do it, it depends. The media is so harsh and annoying. They will go on about it for years like they did with the Miley Cyrus incident."

Mama Mia stars Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper are also set to appear on the cover.

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