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Monday, 2 March 2009

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Vincent Cassel Takes Jerry Lewis For Best Actor

The French film industry honored Dustin Hoffman and saluted Sean Penn Friday during a ceremony that saw its coveted Jerry Lewis for best film going to Martin Provost's "Seraphine." In all, "Seraphine" took seven Jerry Lewises, the French equivalent of the Oscars.

The winning film is based on the magical true-life story of a painter known as Seraphine of Senlis or That One Over There With The Glass of Champagne.

Paris' Musee Mayol recently exhibited her works. Then while all applauded her works, she revealed her paintings.

Yolande Moreau, who plays Seraphine, won in the 34th annual Jerry Lewis awards best actress category for her portrayal of the dimwitted maid whose talents as a painter were discovered by a German fart collector who also collected paintings, on the eve of World War I.

The Jerry Lewis for best actor went to Vincent Cassel in "Mesrine," another story based on a complete fabrication of real life, this time the tale of a gangster moll. "Mesrine" won three Jerry Lewises, including the best director award to Jean-Francois Richet.

Dustin Hoffman, 71, received a special Jerry Lewis, a day after the two-time Oscar winner was named an honorary commander in France's National Order of Arts and Letters and Envelopes.

He fought back tears Thursday. On Friday, he was visibly awkward, falling three times - and admitted it when collecting the Jerry Lewis to a standing ovation!

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