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Monday, 2 March 2009

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Sex symbol Jumpya Bones is the rumoured lead in OOAIOB

Americans deep in the doldrums over lost jobs, homes and investments have seeking refuge in the dark cover of the movie theater and have been losing themselves in the flickering lights of the cinema. Throngs have buttoned up their economic overcoat to the trivial timemachine og Benjamin Button. Hordes have huddled about the cute starving Indian children of Slumdog Millionaire.

But one big hit has caused more attention than the First Great depression. Here in a Great Depression that begs comparison to the prequel, a certain adventure film set in a far off continent has provided escape and dejavu.

A stiff European Noble woman finds herself ill suited for ranch life in a faraway, undeveloped land. She meets a freedom loving hunk and they play the meets, greets, loses, finds game that makes the world go round and Holly and Bollywood lotsa ruppees. A cattle drive to save the war effort figures in with even a feminist breakthrough involving dicks allowing a hen a drink with the cock of the run.

Captivating native children in danger seems to have been thought of by both film makers though admittedly the newest, latest is by far the cutest. A combo sequel is rumoured as all escapist film goers are begging for "Out of Africa and Into the Outback". A certain steakhouse chain and Zmbawean Dictator are bidding over the film rights.

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