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Friday, 27 February 2009

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Jade Goody, the former Big Brother contestant who was married to criminal Jack Tweed this week, is in the news again, after it was announced the News of the World have bought exclusive rights to publish her raunchy portfolio of sexy topless photographs this Sunday.

Goody, who only last Monday said "till death us do part", is expected to live only a matter of months longer, and is rapidly 'coining it in' before it's too late.

Her agent and mouthpiece set up the photo sale this week, and said:

"Jade is desperate to rake in as much lolly as possible. It's important that we get the pictures into the paper before she snuffs it. Hopefully, she'll survive until at least this Sunday."

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