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Friday, 27 February 2009

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Jennifer Aniston: "over Brad"

Jennifer Aniston, ex-wife of Brad Pitt, has said that she is "still over" him. In a short interview with The Spoof, she said:

"It's long over between me and him. And I'm over him. Still over him.

"I saw him at the Oscars the other night, but that was fine. I'm over it.

"When I cry myself to sleep at night, I'm not thinking about him at all. And I'm not at all bitter that he inseminated Angelina Jolie and not me.

"Sometimes I think about what a life me and Brad could have had, with a beautiful wedding and a big house on the beach and lots of kids, but I'm actually thinking about how good it is that I don't have that. Because I'm really over him."

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