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Thursday, 26 February 2009

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It's not about this Dick.

The Penis Monologues, a sequel to the very popular and award winning The Vagina Monologues, is scheduled for a Friday evening opening on Broadway. The play has is about men and their relationship with their reproductive organs.

All shows for the first five weeks have been sold out for almost eight days. Further performance schedules will depend on the reviews, which will appear Saturday in The New York Times and in next month's issue of The New Yorker.

Said one fan of the first, Amy Jensen of The Boston Globe, "I saw the Vagina Monologues and it is one of my favorite works. I also got a chance to attend a dress rehearsal of this last week since this guy I know is in the cast."

"If you see this for no other reason, you have got to see it to check out Bargis Tryhol. This is an enormous talent. The guy is going to be huge! I think this play will bring women to the theater in droves because it is kind of a chick flick on stage."

(Author's note: Bargis Tryhol is internationally known as the man with the world's biggest penis.)

"As far as the dialogue goes, this one is a little week. It mostly consists of men looking at their dicks and asking Did you see the tits on that one? Otherwise, it is fantastic and I cannot wait to see it again and again. "

The author is still undecided whether her next play in the series will be The Nipple Monologues or The Scrotum Monologues.

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