Written by Bob Muppet
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 11 February 2002

image for Hear'Say pick of the pops
"Hendrix died long ago, Clapton is an old man" - Savile

Prince Charles shocked the establishment when he announced that he was the new member of the popular boy/girl band, Hear'say "I'm sick to death of people putting me down" moaned the apprentice king.

"I want to live a bit, ---you know, knock over a few fences, drink a few beers, trash a hotel bedroom, that sort of thing,..... like Hendrix and Clapton".

"But Hendrix died a long time ago, and Clapton is an old man", queried Sir Jimmy Saville, an even older disc jockey.

"Yes, but I was talking to my plants the other day and they said that I would never be king and so I decided that my future lay as a pop idol"

"I can groove and move with the best of 'em", the POW shouted.

"Yea it was only last week I was twisting and rock and rolling with Cilla, Lulu, Shirley Bassey, Elvis and Sting"

"Oh yea! I'm going to be big, real cool, just me and the band"

"Sod mummy!,-----stuff the throne, ---- I'm a pop idol now!"

Make Bob Muppet's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Related Stories...


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 1?

8 6 1 13
68 readers are online right now!

Go to top