Prince Charles shocked the establishment when he announced that he was the new member of the popular boy/girl band, Hear'say "I'm sick to death of people putting me down" moaned the apprentice king.
"I want to live a bit, ---you know, knock over a few fences, drink a few beers, trash a hotel bedroom, that sort of thing,..... like Hendrix and Clapton".
"But Hendrix died a long time ago, and Clapton is an old man", queried Sir Jimmy Saville, an even older disc jockey.
"Yes, but I was talking to my plants the other day and they said that I would never be king and so I decided that my future lay as a pop idol"
"I can groove and move with the best of 'em", the POW shouted.
"Yea it was only last week I was twisting and rock and rolling with Cilla, Lulu, Shirley Bassey, Elvis and Sting"
"Oh yea! I'm going to be big, real cool, just me and the band"
"Sod mummy!,-----stuff the throne, ---- I'm a pop idol now!"