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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Resurrected actor and tabloid fodder Mickey Rourke has announced yet another turning point in his tumultuous career: Song and dance man!

"I was totally blown away by Hugh Jackman at the Oscars," beamed Rourke at an Academy Awards after-party, "this guy can go from being a feral superhero to a debonair man-about-town! I saw him up there on stage and thought, 'Why not?'"

First up is a Broadway musical adaptation of "Angel Heart" which promises plenty of New Orleans-flavored music and exotic dance numbers.

Also in development is "9 1/2 Weeks" which is currently experiencing logistical challenges involving ice cubes.

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