Aged absurdist comedians who vaguely remember something called Monty Python were sitting around the Old Aged Absurdist Comedians Hotel and Hospice recently when one received a twitter from a granddaughter probably looking for some inheritance money. The elderly Pythoner told his feeble pals about the new communication phenomenon called Twitter and thus the idea was born.
Based on the classic comedy skit of the Twit Race in which coordination challenged bespectacled British aristocrats failed ridiculously at absurdly simple obstacles before being elected to parliament, the new twitter races are sweeping the UK.
All Thumbs Collins is the Irish champ and Welshman Fingers and Toes Thomas represents on the west coast of John Bull's Island. Scotswoman Toolefeet Dancin Digits rules the north. The twitter races have become so popular that Britons are even neglecting the rude footballers, the accursed cricketeers and the rugby ruffians and the endless soap operas involved in those so called sports.