Not even the paparazzi have been able to get into the post Oscar orgies that have set the dirt minds of America's star struck a twitter. Wouldn't you know that the very Twitter and the astral actors have brought the pornographic parties to you?
A close up of Brad's pitts being smelt by two starlets twittered across cyberspace from the phone of Angelina Jolie. Mickey Rourke's twigs and berries made their grotesque appearance while the night was still young.
And by the time the clock struck twelve there were more twittered tits than cock and bull put together. I fact by the time the rooster and toros did get together the humans were long dead drunk, drugged and naked. And a good time was had by all...twitter dee, twitter dum.