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Sunday, 29 March 2009

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The Sin of Pride

Salt Lake City - Answering stinging criticism that his writers are merely pawns in his global dating service empire for unwed Moslems, Mark Lowton has announced that "The top writer for TheSpoof.com will henceforth be rewarded annually with a smart white two button sport jacket."

Local clergy spokesman Arnold Flatbush says parishioners are outraged at the planned reward and have spoken to him that it in no uncertain terms "Encourages the sin of pride."

"No man could wear such a garment without attracting undue attention to himself and generating unwholesome thoughts of desire in members of the opposite sex, married or unmarried, young or old, drunk or sober."

"My flock has spoken and call on everyone to rise up against this threat to the modesty of our womenfolk by the virile writers of TheSpoof.com and be on watch particularly for anyone wearing a smart white sport jacket putting on airs."

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