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Sunday, 22 February 2009

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Goody Bag Of Shit

Everybody's cutting back these days as recession bites deep and hard, even Hollywoodland is cutting back.

An industry mole told us that: "This year there won't be smoked salmon and caviar canapes. The stars of the silver screen will be tucking into pie and peas and beans on toast just like your average poverty stricken Brit."

I also learned that the traditional goody bags would also be hit. Where once the goody bags would contain things like Blackberrys, Nintendo DS's, and diamond rings, today they will contain only paper hats, plastic whistles, and those plastic game thingys where you have to steer tiny silver balls into tiny holes.

Heath Ledger is not expected to attend.

As he is dead.

More as we get it.

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