In what sounds like a slam-dunk, sure-fire thing, an idea by Britney Spears and a top lingerie company are hammering out a multimillion dollar deal for her to endorse a new line of sexy, lacy bras for plugged-in babes.
The new bras will be featuring a "cleavage pocket" where today's ladies can tuck in a cell phone and chit-chat hands-free via Bluetooth.
"We think it's a great idea", stated a representative for the company. "Of course, you're going to hear a lot of 'Hey, let me get that for you' and 'I think that's for me' when one rings."
"Plus with the hands-free feature, someone is sure to come up with, 'Hey, are you talking to your tits?"
"You could also get some good vibes as your ringtone, 'A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts' or music from those old Double Mint Twins gum commercials."
At the present time, the lingerie company says they have no plans to put out a line of Britney panties.