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Tuesday, 17 February 2009

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Obama throws down a ladder to those in need

Rightwing radio and the FUCX semi-news channel have reported that the most extreme Islamic religious regulation has been passed by the Democrat Congress and signed by the President named after Mohammed's grandson.

Rust Limberger said that as he had warned in the campaign days Islamic Fundamentalist Sharia Rules have now become the law of the land in Christian America.

Islamic expert Lovin Allah explained:

"Yes, I am afraid it is true! The Koran's deep love of social justice has been incorporated in the stimulus bill. There will be more education for the children, food and housing for the poor and plenty of jobs for the ablebodied. Obama has brought change by reminding the believers of all of the world religions that justice must come before peace!"

Meanwhile religious leaders affiliated with the former Bush administration are searching all holy books for traces of their favorite family values of hate, prejudice and hypocrisy.

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