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Sunday, 15 February 2009

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Bollywood screen goddess or green-eyed monster?

Mumbai - (Bollyawful Mess): Bollywood megastar Aishwarya Rai has told divorce lawyers that her marriage has been blighted by Bachchan in-laws' astrologers' pregnancy rumor mill.

The stunning green-eyed movie queen has claimed husband Abhishek Bachchan's extensive family 'deployed countless star-gazing nutters' and then lost a fortune by gambling on key dates for the birth of the couple's 'twin daughters'.

So far the zodiac pregnancy predictions have proved to be a dud, something that Aishwarya blames on Abhishek's 'limp firing of blanks'.

The star's perdonal Tarot reader is now predicting a quickie divorce ahead of the couple's second wedding anniversary on 20 April.

"Should have checked the husband's sperm count before signing on the dotted line," was how one marriage broker put it today.

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