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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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FCUX News network, whose slogan is all the news that our reporters can distort, came up against a puzzlement while airing President Obama's first news conference. After the first question brought a ten minute display of eloquence and intelligence from the well spoken, well educated President, Bull O'Riledup pulled the plug on the transmission from Washington:

"That was pure boredom plus have you ever met our viewers. they have the attention span of a two year old and the brights of a blackout."

FCUX ran in place of the tour de force performance of the new brilliant presdident an old tape of a Bush press conference:

"It went over well! It was short, chummy and pretty much incoherent. Plus, most viewers didn't notice that we had changed presidents..."

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