Woody Allen is working on a sequel to his wildly popular sex pilgrimmage to Gaudi's cathedral: Vicki, Christina, Barcelona.
Allen the great film author is rumored to have gotten the idea while recovery from a case of syphilis while on location in Spain.
The film genius and supposed man of the world continues to make movies with no hint at all that sexually active people are at risk for STD's and HIV. There is never a contraceptive or a condom in sight throughout his character's witty banter, profound philosophies and continuous rolls in the hay.
"I never realized that my movies were part of the problem until I had unprotected sex with all of the female cast members and half the whores in Barcelona. Then I got this little mancha on my beecho and the set physician told me to get get some treatment. From now on my work professional and personal will emphasize safer sex techniques"
Allen's publicist hinted that his next feature has the working title: Wrap that Tool, Fool!"