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Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Will the stork be visiting Miley soon? No.

Miley Cyrus, 16, has denied rumors that she's pregnant.

"If I was pregnant, I would say something, but I'm not , so.." says Cyrus.

Miley was recently seen walking outside of an L.A. restaurant, with a weird look on her face, like she's hiding something.

Kelsey Johnson, already a mother of two, says she saw Cyrus walking out. "She did look like she was hiding something. It's almost like she said 'Mom, dad, can I be excused from the table to go take a pregnancy test? It won't take long'.

If she really is pregnant, as she denies, then there will be a lot of trouble.

"I honestly don't know if she is pregnant, she's not saying anything. If she is, we can't just leave her in the whole mess! We'll help with everything," says close friend of Miley, Mandy.

We'll see what happens, hopefully soon, so we all can't have nightmares about another pregnant 16 year old!

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